Eastern Collared Lizard:

This species preys upon a variety of insects, spiders and other small creatures, keeping their populations in check. These lizards are in turn preyed upon by snakes, hawks and, in southwestern Missouri, roadrunners.

He must have been waving in traffic for the Branson Canyon Owners Fourth of July Party! Herb was asked to sing, but he declined the invitation saying, “Unless you can pay me Union Scale, I’d rather not waste your time talking about it.“

Jeramie – Herb, How is your Summer going?

Herb – Fine until my karaoke machine broke.

Jeramie – How did you break your karaoke machine?

Herb – None of your business.

Jeramie – What have you been doing with your time then?

Herb – Self-help books.

Jeramie – What is your favorite one?

Herb – The Art of War by Sun Tzu, though prefer the 1772 French translation by J. Amoit.

Jeramie – What have you learned?

Herb – Well, when you point a finger at somone… there are 3 pointing back at you.

Jeramie – You don’t have any fingers.

Herb – Wings are better anyway.

Jeramie – I guess, but you can’t fly either.

Herb – Were you born this rude or did something happen to you as a child?

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